Wednesday 19 August 2009

Heck Yes

My blog post titles are random and meaningless. I need to be more creative.

But anyway. My positive-day continues. So far so good with the fast. It's now 2:30 in the afternoon and nothing but a cup of black coffee has passed through my lips. Which means that, yet again, I'm doing a shit job of keeping hydrated. I must remind myself to bring my water bottle to work again tomorrow. It was easier when I had a bottle of water to drink on my desk instead of having to get up to get a cup of water from the machine when I wanted one, since most of the time I don't even realize that I'm not drinking or that I should be thirsty. But if my water bottle is there, I see it and it reminds me to take a sip.

It's 2:30 and I've finished all my work for the day, plus an extra one because I'm awesome, so I've got an hour and a half to kill. It amazes me that I'm the most productive member of my team, when I blatantly slack half the day. I really don't get it. How do I put out more work faster than everyone else? Are they really THAT shit at their job? Can they really slack off THAT much more than I do? And if they are, how in the hell are they still here?? I do not get it at all.

I was going to write about something else too but I can't remember what it was, so I'm going to go get a drink instead and hope I remember.

Oh yeah... about an hour ago I went to the bathroom and saw this really huge Asian (Chinese/Korean/Vietnamese/Something) girl wearing a miniskirt. WHY do huge people wear short skirts? I mean she was easily half again my size, and I'M not exactly skinny. I wouldn't wear a knee-length skirt to work (or a skirt at all anywhere unless I had to), nevermind a miniskirt. They should not make small clothing in huge sizes. It is just wrong =/

5 comments:

Fleur said...

Love love love love LOVE black bitter coffee :) and water :) lots and lots and lots of water. :)

Anonymous said...

Bleh, miniskirts on big arses...Aren't you just terrified they'll bend over to pick something up?

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, and on more thing while I'm being comment-a-riffic. I was pretty sure I had stumbled on your youtube channel yesterday, but then the woman doesn't live in the right place. I would loooooove to see some of your tutorials, I'm totally hooked on youtube makeup videos. Would you maybe email me the channel and I promise I won't tell a soul ever please please please? Ladydestroyed@gmail.com

Vee said...

@Fleur: I keep trying to drink just plain, black coffee but I can't do it =/ I needs some kind of sweetener in it lol.

@LadyDestoyed: YES! Oh god, I remember in high school, there was a really huge chick wearing a flowy-short skirt. And there were some like freestanding staircases outside the library, as in not in a stairwell, and she was walking up and I glanced up and got a full view of her ass in a thong. It was not nice.

I emailed you my channel URL, let me know if you want me to delete your comment for you =] xx

Ana's Girl said...

I'm the same way. Horrible at staying hydrated; forget that i'm trying unless i have the water bottle right under my nose.

I couldn't agree more. They should only make revealing clothing up to size medium (if that big) and then no one would have to be blinded by bulges.