Thursday 20 August 2009

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

I am such a god damn idiot.

I just went to the drinks machine like a good little girl to get two cups of cold water and one of hot water with which to make coffee.

When I went to pick them up, I KNOCKED OVER THE HOT WATER AND SPILLED IT ALL THE FUCK OVER MYSELF.

Fuck my life.

My left wrist hurts and is slightly burny-feeling so I probably scalded it a bit and the edge of my hoodie sleeve cuff thing is damp and has gone all cold. I also managed to spill down my left thigh, luckily NOT the general crotch area! - and then further down near my ankle. The ankle-spill didn't touch skin so no biggie, but the thigh-spill is uncomfortable although I did manage to soak most of the water out of my trousers with some conveniently-supplied paper towels.

Fucksakes. Even water is my god damn enemy.

1 comment:

heebeejebus! said...

Oh no! : ( I hope you didn't get badly burned!