Friday, 25 December 2009


I joined an online dating site because I was so god damn fed up of being alone and unloved and missed being in a relationship. I've had a ton of messages from interesting parties but I'm too self conscious about what a fucking whale-monster I am that I've declined every invitation to go on a date. So I closed my account instead of agreeing to meet a single one of the many, many cute guys I had messaging me.

No wonder I'm still fucking single.

1 comment:

Ana's Girl said...

Aww, sweetie. You'll feel better once you start restricting again. Then maybe you can reopen your account and snag a hottie!