Meelodramatic? Maybe

Of all the things I have done in my life, this is by far the hardest.

I just hit the halfway point. I don't know if I can do this.

Eeeugh

I actually feel sick now. Jesus Christ. I'm maybe a quarter to a third of the way through the bottle.

Crap

...Now I want quorn chilli and rice.

But no. I'm having a liquid fast week.

Only soup and lots of beverages. Whoo!

ps my mouth is still on fire. Thank god I'm not call taking today.

Bottom's Up

I just made the most disgusting looking concoction of ice cold water, lemon juice, ground cinnamon, cayenne and hot chilli powder – to boost my metabolism. And now I’m going to make myself drink it.

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Too much chilli powder. Aaaaagh. I can feel the spice in my sinuses and ear canals. Ffff.

Also might I add that I’m at work. Jesus I’m an idiot sometimes. Asdpihasbdapbsi my mouth and throat are on fire.

This had SO better be worth it.

Srsly

So basically, I fail at blogging. Even more than I fail at life. Who knew?